Do You Drive A Mitsubishi Stamp

When I think a conversation is getting out of hand, I respond with the question: Do you drive a Mitsubishi?
I've seen a number of bad Mitsubishi drivers in real life and on reality TV including news stories.
From my list of question I often ask, they include “What is with Mitsubishi drivers?” and “On average, how many times does a driver happen to park beside, in front of, or behind a Mitsubishi?”
My parents did drive a Mitsubishi at one time, which was over 20 years ago; it was our grandparents' Mitsubishi Sigma sedan which we had for about two years at the time.